Tuesday, July 31, 2007

oh no ...here we go again....

Look what I got today.....Just look at him...so darn cute.....


And look at how happy I am with my new baby boy...i am soooooooooo happy


This is the puppy....mom says for now his name is TATER...she also says she didnt name him...


Tater is supposed to have a broken leg....I have my doubts...he is one tough little puppy...we got news about him at noon today..and by supper time he was all ours.....for now....


Tater is cute...but man I am so tired already....soon he will sleep....wont he.....

Friday, July 20, 2007

MJs Day OUT

Today is the greatest day, My dad got off work early, God knows he deserves it, just ask him, anyhow I decided that today was the day he should take me shopping for my Birfday present. So off we went to PET SMART. So here I am checking out this kitty. Here Kitty kitty kitty....Dad said I couldnt have a kitty...I already have two. Darn...this kitty was VERY excited to see me...


So the next thing we went up and down about four hundred rows to find just the right toy. I sniffed and smelled and tasted very many toys. These ones looked pretty nice...but ..hmmm ..maybe not.....


Oh ...I have a tasty one here....I wonder what it is...I wonder what I picked?


Hey Dad ...get me one of these....I could go for walks forever...and nap while you and mom get some exercise....come on dad....buy me one...please...I even think they come in Pink......



Oh well...the cheap old guy wins again....but look at my cool squeaky dog....I love it...I didnt even need a bag...but the lady put the cookies dad bought me in the bag...darn....anyhow that was my birthday shopping spree...not much of a spree...but i am seriously running out of toy box. Well I hope you all have a good weekend....and I am sure some of your mommys will be too busy to be your secretary........Harry Potter is out tonight......I am sure my mommy will be busy....hmmm...I wish i was a dementor so i could teach her a few lessons.....MJ OUT....

Monday, July 16, 2007

ITS MY BARKDAY...AND I WILL EAT CAKE IF I WANT TO...

SO In case y ou all dont already know...today is MaryJanePotter's Birthday. I am 7 today. And...i am a very special girl. Mom and dad bought me this cake. It is a yummy cake...let me tell you. They dont give me a big piece....but i do get ice cream with it. And...my mom and dad went to the Keg for dinner...and mom couldnt eat...so i got a huge chunk of prime rib for supper.
Mom is weird...she ate all the baked potato, but didnt eat the beef. Wierdo...anyhow on to other things.


Here is me with my birthday hat. It has a seven on the front of it. I look very festive. Too bad none of my doggy friends could come over to visit. My cousin Jordan came over to play with me today and tomorrow though....so he keeps me company while mom and dad are at work..he is a cool little fella.


Look at this...this is from girl girl and huskeeboy...all the way from a far away land. Can you imagine they mailed this all the way to me...and it arrived in my mail box on my birfday...it is the funnest sqeaky guy ever. And...they sent zippy some stuff too..but i told zippy this i my birfday so she has to wait til tomorrow to show you....she is okay with that...she is a good doggy. Did you see the card that they sent me...it is very pretty. I am so happy I got a present all the way from Huskee and girl girl...all the way from singsomemore...I was singing alot when i got my present. (My mom said it is sing a poor ) sorry huskee. It was mailed on the 4th of july. It sure didnt take a long time to get here. I will go see Huskee and say thankyou very much.



My mommy just thought you would like to see this picture. This is Zippy, my baby girl, and she is trying to annoy Poshton...she is the boss....and she DOES NOT ENJOY ZIPPY. She likes to tease Poshton so Poshton swats her. One day mom will figure out how to post videos and you can see her. Anyhow I would like to thank everybody for your birthday wishes. Oh my mom wants me to tell you she isnt cheap. She is taking me to the pet store on Saturday with Daddy, and I get to pick my very own present. I lovvvvvvvvvvve that idea...cuz you know...sometimes parents dont just get it...ya know...well I am going to go and dream up gifts...hey have you guys seen the cool strollers you can wheel your doggies around in when we get tired...hmmmm...MJ OUT.

Sunday, July 15, 2007

my pre barkday adventure...

Look at me...I am smiling...people wanted pictures of smiling doggies...and this is as big as my smile gets. But...the real reason I am smiling is cuz daddy and my mommy took me on a pre barkday adventure. Look..me and daddy are at a place with waterfalls. I think it is englishman river falls. I loved it. I got to smell things I have never ever smelled.


Look at daddys legs....wowsers...those are some nice legs daddy. I think he was planning on swimming...but he didnt. Here I am sniffin doggies of the past. Do you like the little water fall behind me. Mom said it is very pretty...daddy said after seeng Niagara falls a few times...it isnt that great...but still nice.


Here is a bunny. He is just roaming around the streets of coombs. I didnt get to meet this bunny. In fact...until i see this picture, I didnt even know there was a bunny. Somehow i get the feeling I was ripped off. Poor me. But the bunny is sure smart. It was nice and cool under this car.



And check this out...it is a goat on the roof. This whole little village has goats on the roofs. Isnt he cute. Nobody would let me go up and meet the goat. I am sure we would have been very good friends. Maybe next time mr goat. oh ...guess what happened to me...for the first time in a long time. My daddy and mommy and i were just walking..minding our own business, and some lady looked at me and said ,"oh my god its a pit bull.!!!!" and walked really really fast. Grrrrr..that makes me mad. I should have said ."oh my god it is a stupid scarey lady and ran!!!" but i didnt...i figure until i go and kiss her, I am not sure if she is mean or not...anyhow..people have to learn I guess. How come nobody was afraid of the pack of weiner dogs that was there...I have no idea....(But they were really cute)..anyhow I am off to rest...I have a big birfday celebration tomorrow...cake...icecream...what else can a doggy need. Have a good week everybody...oh and will some one email my mom and tell her how to add tags and things to her blog...bye for now...MJ OUT

Friday, July 13, 2007

HAPPY BARKDAY AUNTIE MEGHAN

JUST LOOK AT US...TWO BEAUUUUUUUUUUUUUTIFUL mjS....IT IS MY MEGHANS BARKDAY TODAY...AND IT IS MY BARKDAY ON MONDAY...I WILL BE 7 ...MEGHAN IS VERY OLD...LIKE 175 AT LEAST...WOW...CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING AROUND THAT LONG. MJ AND MOMMY WENT FOR LUNCH...mommy said she wished she stayed home and ate some of my doggy food...but...the company was nice. I hope that auntie meghan has a fun time tonight...she is going to sinnnnnnnnnnnnnng singgggggggggggggg singgggggg...my mom said she taught her everything she knows. One day, auntie meghan will be very famous, and you will all know her. (I will probably be the cover of one of her record labels. ) well dawgs...have a good weekend....MJ OUT

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Hot Diiiigggggity Dawggggggggs

Ladies and Gentleman...I would like to introduce you to my very very best friend....please ignore my dads stinky feet...this is my newest and bestest friend everrrrrrrr...


(oh no...not those stinky feet again)..anyhow this is my bestest friend ever....the WIND MACHINE 3300... IF you do not have one....send your mom and dad out to get you one...



They are at walmart for 4o bucks....and man...It sure did cool me down...that and going to saxe point beach this morning...and the lagoon this afternoon...oh..and mom just shared her pizza with me cuz she feels bad that i have to wear a fur coat in the middle of summer...I may whine enough later to share icecream or maybe a popsicle...sorry I have not been bloggin...it has just been way to hot this week...we are used to weather in the mid 20s (celcius) and yesterday it was in the early 30s ...thank goodness we have lotsa water ...and i like it..anyhow pals...i gotta get back to my couch with my friend...i will try and have something more exciting to say tomorrow.

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

MJ interviews DAD

Hey there all you doggers with blogs....I am the super cool MJ....here for my second interview. I have to wear the shades cuz when i walk around outside I am afraid that all my fans will pester me....and i dont wanna be pestered when i poop. so anyhow tonight I am going to do and Interview with DAD...so here is goes...

MJ.....hi there dad....so can you tell my readers a little about yourself....??
Dad....
MJ.....UM dad....dad....could you please answer my question..you promised you would do an interview with me...
Dad... (some strange non understandable noise..)
MJ....DAD...what the heck is going on here...I am a busy lady....

Dad.......
MJ..MOM>...DAD wont answer any questions....will you make him answer questions please...
MOM...MJ dad has to be in bed by 10 oclock or he turns into a pumpkin...he has been asleep for almost two hours....
MJ.... oh man....well dog blogger readers..this is a sad day in history when a man wont wake up for the interview of his lifetime......I am going to go find a treat...MJ OUT

Interview with MOM

Hi everyone...I cant believe mom picked this picture for my first interview..but It will hafta do..so just to explain..because mom is out of imagination right now she decided we should copy all the dogs out there that are doing interviews...and because I am pretty much a celebrity in my world....i will do the interviewing...okay....

MJ.......HI. thankyou for showing up .....on time...can you please tell me who you are..?
MOM..I am mom....hello bloggers...
MJ......Mom....can you please tell the readers what it is you do for a living...
mom...ummm...do I have to ...it really isnt that exciting MJ...
MJ...yes you have to...i am the interviewer..please answer the question to the best of your knowledge....
MOM...I work ...at a major department store...
MJ....oh...that really isnt very exciting is it....i thought your job was far more important...i mean..you do leave me at home ...are you sure you arent a fire man or a police man or a doctor..i mean really mom...you leave me at home alone to work at a stupid department store....?
MOM....ummm we sell dog food and dog toys..and ice cream...
MJ....wow....now that is important...wowowowow...sorry about that last statement mom..
MOM...your forgiven...
MJ.....so...do you have any fun plans for this summer?
MOM...well, dad and i are planning on going camping for a week or so...up to englishman falls...
MJ....fun...when do WE leave...
MOM....WE dont...
MJ....WHAT THE???????%$@#$#
mom...mj...THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE ..LANGUAGE.....do you remember what happens when we go camping...you sit in the car the entire time....and complain cuz there is no carpets...no couches ...no proper mattresses....oh and dont forget how much you love eating your food outside.........
MJ>>>oh ya...mmmm..sorry ...
Mom ...no problem...i will take you on another roadtrip with auntie meghan...and we will let you sniff out the doggy bakery again...how does that sound...
MJ...i am listening...
anyhow people...mom is going to bed now...she was at her amazing job tonight....and is very tired....Thanks MOM...you were swell.....tomorrow night i will interview my daddy or my brother...i am sure he has some interesting stories about his trip to vancouver to go to a concert and check out the hot babes....
MOM....um MJ...i dont think rick wants you to mention that on the blog....
MJ out....

Sunday, July 01, 2007

HAPPY CANADA DAY.....

I just wanted to really say HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA>>>>to the best country in the hole wide world....How come we have no cake...i will have to ask mom...I am sure there should be a birthday cake for CANADA'S BIRTHDAY. DO YOU like my bandana? Mommy bought a bandana for my BFF OPY and her brother Charlie...but she said I should wear them for a day first so they will smell me when they get there.


You can see BOth bandanas in this picture. I am not really looking at mom in this picture...she is holding up a scooby snack...dang she is a tricky one. But I did the the snack in the end. YUMMY>
Okay I HAVE had enough already...put that blasted camera away mom...OR ELSE.....ANYHOW did you all change your calendar....did you see the cutest calendar girl ever....JULY IS GOING TO BE THE BEST MONTH EVERRRRRRRRRR.....AND IT IS ONLY 15 DAYS TILL I AM 7..AND THERE WILL BE cake....sorry..i gotta stop yelling...anyhow all my blog buddies...HAPPY CANADA DAY>>>I HOPE you all eat lotsa cake...MJ OUT